Xavier tries to ask a caveman if he's seen it, but isn't sure how to describe it, so he makes a drawing of it on the cave wall. Brat: I'm gonna name him after me. Young Xavier: I know it was arson, Dad, but who did it?! The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Well, you sound like some total chodes inability to confront the reality of his past actions. Enter the full URL of your item or group's Facebook page, Enter the full URL of your item or group's Twitter page. Yes, made it! Forced to Walk the Earth because everyone hates him, Xavier seeks enlightenment and tries to help peoplebut at worst, he creates problems where none exist and causes tons of carnage, and at best, he somehow gets everyone to put aside their differences and join together for the common (and usually justified) goal of beating him senseless. Copyright 2023 ec Estudio Integral. But I eat balls for breakfast. That's why you don't like cereal. Gand Member: Bone white? Clumso: Clumso the Cookie Chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! The heart of an explosion. Young Xavier: [Shakashuri plays] Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come. COMPLEJO DE 4 DEPARTAMENTOS CON POSIBILIDAD DE RENTA ANUAL, HERMOSA PROPIEDAD A LA VENTA EN PLAYAS DE ORO, CON EXCELENTE VISTA, CASA CON AMPLIO PARQUE Y PILETA A 4 CUADRAS DE RUTA 38, COMPLEJO TURISTICO EN Va. CARLOS PAZ. I crapped out, but Im tough, I can suck it up. Lote en Mirador del Lago:3.654 m2.Excelente vista al Lago, LOTE EN EL CONDADO DE 1430 m2, EN COSQUIN. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. But not me, I'm sh*t my heart. Dweeby Chimp. Hello? Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out Mexican Gang Leader: You did good, Percy. By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother. What do you say? Xavier: People, hurry, get *in* the way! Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. But only God can do that dance, and it has to be raining That's the 'irony' part. So you admit that youre checking me out, and you want to mate! WebNick Weidenfeld. (Shiny has been tossed into a vat of molten metal.). Xavier: I don't see any-- [Xavier turns back to see the Chief dead] Chief Master Guru! Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on the Adult Swim website. If I ever get your stinky mug in my line of sight I swear to jack off Ill cock your clock off. executive producer / executive producer (15 episodes, 2007-2009) Adrienne Anderson. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Your every smile is a dagger. You sound like the physical manifestation of some losers inner demons! Mexican Gang Leader: Percy! WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. Preacher: So if I have sex with that gorilla, the entire world will go to Heaven? Unknown I always did it like this. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. I've finally limited my cosplay down for comic con, and I'm doing Kayako Saeki from Ju-On. he's just one of you normals and definitely not a freak. Xavier is actually a human male in a mental institution and has dreamt up the show on his own while staring at a Rorschach test inkblot. He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. Hold. Second Xavier: You got a license to sell hot dogs, chico man? WebNick Weidenfeld. Xavier has actually been in one the whole time and the entire series was actually his hallucinations. Percy: These guys -- they were Mexican, they were gang members, and they smashed my mascot costume. Below are examples of her look by other cosplayers and resource images I've collected Xavier: Please, I'm just a simple seeker on a spirit quest to discover What Doth Life? All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Xavier himself is also a parody of the. Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. If I had been at this poor meat in time, he'd still be a delicious man. Xavier: They say when you die, you shit your pants, but not me. Confront your future. To make matters worse, on that episode, the darn eye also EJACULATES A SENTIENT DOG-LIKE SPERM. Succotash is a fast-talking Christian DJ who constantly tells his listeners to "Call us up and win some cash!". Watch. Like most folks, I've always been different. Xavier: That's a complicated question. IDEAL OPORTUNIDAD DE INVERSION, CODIGO 4803 OPORTUNIDAD!! Xavier: Okay, but I want to kill him outside, alone, in the dark. 'Tear ducks'. Clip: is that you Grandmama. AdultSwim.com is part of Turner Entertainment Digital which is part of the Turner Sports & Entertainment Digital Network. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, on the Adult Swim website. Xavier: Ooh, Frittata. Quotes.net. Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. Ready? Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. We're a dying breed. And a queen-size lazy bread bed. Goldern B. Taintnun: My name is Goldern B. Taintnun, as in "T'ain't none of yer goldern beeswax!". 2 Mar. They'd call me names. I've got to help those poor bastards. Xavier; From now on, "L.L." With Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Bully #3: Yeah, Clip, it's working. Dweeb. No thanks, Im full, cause I eat pussies like you for breakfast! I'm right here. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/XavierRenegadeAngel. This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. shattering their partially frozen bodies. Shiny: (crossing himself) I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal savior! Mexican Gang Member: You should have picked me. June: I'm too overcome to speak about my husband's mysterious death, but Popo has asked to say a few words. and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin' pie of limits. Youre about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon! You slumber, ham- BURGER I DONT WANNA TALK BOUT NOTHIN ELSE! The show extends its mockery to things such as organized religion, hippies and centrists, where misguided individuals and groups will apply an authoritarian slant to their beliefs and insist that their opinion is correct and should be followed, rather than working with others to find commonality and make things better for everyone. Beyond Charts+ offers sophisticated Investors with advanced tools. Hallucination: Every luxury has a deep price. In "Braingea's Final Cranny", Xavier burns three people to death immediately after declaring himself not violent at all. Whether youre interested in researching and testing your ideas, saving and recalling your favourite analysis or accessing tools and strategies from leading Industry Educators, Beyond Charts+ is modern, powerful and easy to use charting software for private investors. Mexican Gang Member #3: It's okay. Xavier also started as a parody of this (complete with mystical music playing when he talks) before getting a more wacky personality. You hear that? Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of dissapointments to come. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Scroll down for resources, mod and verification applications, Discord listings and more. WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Xavier: What's that, Mother Earth? He only does 'cause he love me. Sexism will be all like, "Oh Xavier! I'll pop it back in, but it's gonna hurt. The entire show is implied to be a chaotic chain of thoughts brought on by the sight of an Rorschach test inkblot while in a therapy session. executive producer / executive producer (15 episodes, 2007-2009) Adrienne Anderson. Quotes.net. Are we just fleshy blips in some meaningless tew of cosmic oblivion? I'm wearing the hood! Helping people [strained] Helping people [groaning] Oh, god. DJ: No time! Good luck finding out what it is really about, though. Well, thanks for coming in, Popo! Accept the Savior, get into the glorious kingdom of Heaven. Ay Can't remember the memory-joggin' dance. And a flatscreen iTV. Xavier: Society is about to end, girl. Burbury Visitor Info: One moment, please. Youre the sad figment of my twisted psyches tragic dividend. Just slice and insert! Xavier: Went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. First Gang Member: We all have our own way of killing. I got to go feed my babies. It's got embossed-gold 12-point courier font on bone-white semigloss stock. Frightened? tricking the other into beating himself up. SoundCloud. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Weather Reporter: Weather's on the traffic, traffic's on the--. Caveman: Ooga-booga. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. I want to infiltrate the gang. Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. Security Guard: Sir, this is private property. Xavier: Yeah, tricked the trickster. I believe that that we are here implies to some degree that there are forces larger than us. Ok! Xavier: Easy, stranger. Xavier: Well, I'm not surprised about how much I like to do crime. that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. Oh yeah? Mexican Gang Member #4: Maybe I do have more issues than a magazine stand, but all those magazines are puro fancy. Are you prepared for this moment? Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Hey, shake hands with your future, old friend. Fatestiny. Looks like I already did. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. Xavier: [after he angers the Aztec sun god] You people have angered the Gods! . That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. The company has a policy of not cottoning to freaks around these parts. Will you be my beast? Web Valve Corporation. [gets in a car and drives backwards down the street]. To death. [vomits] Which reminds me. (The soldier hands Xavier a plastic milk jug labeled "AIDS".). I just may have some avenging chief beef to queef. Woman 3: It's my time for my yummy -- Period. I'm a feminist. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. You only got one penii? In "Shakashuri Blowdown": "You look so superficial, you probably judge things by their appearances.". Whos this? I just repopulated my pants. Barcode Man: [points gun at Xavier] Do you believe in God? During his travels, he learns more about his Addeddate 2019-11-27 06:37:55 Color color Identifier xavierrenegadeangel Scanner No, not Yoohoo. Created by PFFRthe minds behind Wonder Showzenfor [adult swim], Xavier: Renegade Angel is, on the surface, about an angel who has defected from Heaven. Humanity, she fights back in unsuspecting ways. Mexican Gang Leader: Are you guys messing with me? Whos this? 3. Xavier: Unload your troubles unto me, even if it's tough to swallow. Xavier: They say 'tis often the tiniest among us hath the biggest need. You need to sign in or create an account to do that. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. Hello? First Xavier: Yeah. Mexican Gang Member #4: He's so rich, he had every cell in his body platinumed. WaitsorryImeandrugs! Townie: So you use your powers to save people? When a redneck dies after. Depth Overload. Burbury Visitor Info: That music -- so soothing. Dame Fortuna has had her franking privileges revoked. Are you prepared for this moment? WebNick Weidenfeld. Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. You even have a girlfriend. How many times am I going to have to clean up your messes?! Yes made it! Lampshaded in the first episode, where Xavier warns a group harassing him that they may some day need his help. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. First Xavier: If you love soup so much, why don't you marry soup? Did he clip you? Mexican Gang Leader: Percy, I crown thee temporary leader of the Local Locos. All rights reserved. LOTE EN VA PARQUE SIQUIMAN A 2 CUADRAS DE LAGO SAN ROQUE. Mexican Gang Leader: Nobody has ever survived out initiation. WaitSorryIMeanDrugs! Whos this? Rodney: You weren't supposed to say my name! [gets shot; hummingbirds fly out of his head]. ["La Cucaracha" plays]. Hello!" During his travels, he learns more about his Xavier: Of course! I guess I told that joke as a way to avoid the real issue. Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. Meet Xavier, a seeker/searcher man/beast who takes his spirit quest thru Connecticut. Me bequeathed thee, the psychopathological hand-you-downs. X2: XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? My visual connection to this beautiful world has been severed! Me put you in world of hurt. Television Commercial: Clumso the cookie chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! Also I'm really depressed yay. Deliverymen: Hey, thanks, mister. Xavier: It's the drumbeat to which our spirits dance. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out During his travels, he learns more about his Either I. Xavier comes to the rescue of a curious youngster who gets in over his heart trying to impress his father. I wish I could see myself watching washing. Conversation nook. on November 27, 2019, This series will REALLY get you goodin off and XDDDD'ing, give it a watch if you like bloody, gory, and EXPLOSIVE shows :3. And worst of all, Chomsky Honk. Like most folks, I've always been different. Xavier: I better take a look at you stat. We're a dying breed. Juggler: I went to Burning Person this year? Xavier: What *is* this place and who *am* I? 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