A man is shot in the head and blood spurts against the wall behind him and next to him. A woman head-butts another woman. Moderate Poon Dong (an old man) comes on to various hookers on the street, betting one $5 that she will "blow" him for 20 bucks. The action and other behavior/material (lots of tattoos, piercings, etc.) YouTube Reviews and Lists. FILTER by RATINGS Crank - High Voltage is rated R by the MPAA for frenetic strong bloody violence throughout, crude and graphic sexual content, nudity and pervasive language. The crotch of a man's pants are bloody after Ria repeatedly strikes him there. Dont worry, it wont take long. Even though he took a lickin' in Crank, Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) is still tickin'. "F*cking do it," "F*cking useless," "Oh f*ck," "M*therf*cking," "F*ck that," "A f*cking psycho," "That sick f*ck," "He's f*cking dead," "Bing f*cking Crosby," "F*cking clowns," "I'm shocked to my f*cking core," "Wake the f*ck up and smell what's burning," "Greasy f*ck," "F*cking hell," "A f*cking hat-trick," "Bullsh*t," "Piece of sh*t," "Ah, sh*t," "No sh*t," "You're a sh*t magnet," "Chinese sh*t," "Built like a brick sh*t-house," "Holy sh*t," "I would have sh*t myself," "I'd rather stick my d*ck in a blender," "Suck me," "Slut," "I can bet you my momma's cootchie," "C*cks*cker," "No dough, no blow" (sexual), "I'm gonna bang that bitch in the back," "You're a pair of sausage Nigels," "That son of a bitch treated me like his hot little whore," "Big ass d*ck," "Dip your wick," "Pubes," "That's a d*cky question," "Like you got a boner" (said as a rhyme to "donor"), "Okay chow mein," "Jesus H. Chelios," "Damn, dawg," "Fag(got)," "He's gonna tap your ass," "Shut up," "Bitch," "Whore," "You lucky bastard," "Get off your fat ass," "Pissed off," "Dude," "Don't look so gloomy, Elvis," "Did I drop some change or did I hear a chink?" To make Johnny talk, other goons hold a man, and the first goon uses that machete to cut off part of that other man's elbow, with graphic bloody results (we see the elbow piece on the floor, as well as the wound). PLOT: We see a flashback to Chev as a boy who repeatedly bashes a trashcan down onto another boy (with bloody results) while also punching another one back. Sexually related dialogue and song lyrics (much of it explicit) are present, as is a public sexual encounter (played for comedy, but with graphic movement and nudity and featuring many positions, with crotch views pixelated out). Escaping from there but then realizing his power source is running out of juice, he uses a car's electrical system to jolt his mechanical heart back into proper order. age 16+ Based on 11 reviews . Two men talk about the number of organs that could be harvested from a man, they look at a diagram and one makes a circle around a line drawing of male genitals. No longer restrained by that collar, the large dog attacks a policeman who has arrived (those with a fear of dogs might not like that scene). Chev, the protagonist, has just fallen from a helicopter and landed hard on the Los Angeles pavement but is still alive. The story is that Chev is now given an artificial heart and must shock himself repeatedly in order to stay alive (much like the first film) long enough to find his real heart and get it back. - Some sexual violence An elderly woman describes how a man "put his filthy hands over every part of me" and then continues, becoming more crude. Reviewed April 17, 2009 / Posted April 17, 2009 To make Johnny talk, other goons hold a man, and the first goon uses that machete to cut off part of that other man's elbow, with graphic bloody results (we see the elbow piece on the floor, as well as the wound). Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working. This movie was extremely offensive even for adults. Open heart surgery. Chev breaks a car window to get inside and hotwire the car. People talk about a man's lewd and lurid behavior. Chev hits a goon with a shotgun, lubes up the end of the barrel, and jams that up the man's rectum while he is on all fours with his pants down. 41 Metascore. R (Graphic Sexual Content|Crude Sexual Content|Nudity|Pervasive Language|Strong Bloody Violence), Box Office Guru Preview: Zac Back Again in 17 Again, Fast-paced, adrenaline-filled and out-of-place at times. Venus states that he has full body Tourette's syndrome, and we occasionally see him have attacks of that. Common Sense says. Other new and recent reviews include: Frightening/Tense Scenes A man punches Johnny (whose face is bloody), and whacks the chair he's in with a machete to intimidate him. Crank: High Voltage R 2009, Action, 1h 37m 65% Tomatometer 71 Reviews 49% Audience Score 250,000+ Ratings What to know critics consensus Crank: High Voltage delivers on its promises: a. Chev holds his gun on a paramedic in the back of an ambulance. We've gone through several editorial changes since we started covering films in 1992 and older reviews are not as complete & accurate as recent ones; we plan to revisit and correct older reviews as resources and time permits. Most everything is played so far over-the-top that it's cartoonish rather than realistic, but the following still occurs: The following disparaging racist, misogynistic and homophobic terms are used toward/about others at various points in the film: "F*cking Cantonese," "You slanty-eyed f*ck," "Chinese sh*t," "Slut," "Whore," "You're a pair of sausage Nigels," "Okay chow-mein," "Fag(got)," "Get off your fat ass," "Did I drop some change or did I hear a chink?" Tense FamilyScenes from the first film. Not only is this completely impossible, it looks totally fake and ridiculous. Needing to jolt his artificial heart, Chev uses jumper cables attached to his nipple and tongue to shock himself. Disrespectful/Bad Attitude SEX/NUDITY We see some flashback violence (hitting, etc.) But familiarity breeds content -- or, in this case, shows contempt; the first Crank may have been shocking, but the only thing shocking about Crank: High Voltage is how far it's willing to go in the name of jolting the audience in pursuit of a quick buck. He then comments on flossing his teeth with some "pubes," but nothing else happens as a ricocheting bulletin hits him in the head and kills him. During this, the crowd cheers on their display of public sex until a worker literally hoses them down. A man beats another man using straps with hooks on the ends and we see bloody cuts open on his back. In fact scrub that, I will say thisCrank 2 falls into the "Things to do before you die" category. El Huron repeatedly flogs Chev's back, bloodying him. A man urinates off the back of a speeding boat. Men smoke cigarettes in several scenes. Johnny smokes several times (and even flicks his ashes into Chev's open chest cavity during surgery), while another man smokes a cigar. A song repeats the line "Suck my m*therf*cking d*ck." A man on an operating table is semi-lucid and looks around the room while a man removes his beating heart from his chest (we hear squishing, we see blood, tissue and the beating heart); another man in the room flicks cigarette ash in the open cavity in the mans' chest and then spits in it. All rights reserved. Profanity consists of at least 164 "f" words, while other . A scantily clad woman at a club has pasties on her nipples. 57/100. Written and directed by Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor; director of photography, Brandon Trost; edited by Fernando Villena; music by Mike. A woman vomits onto the floor (we see goo). About two apparently gay men, Chev refers to them as a pair of "sausage Nigels." - Frequent disturbing scenes. Chev shoots the lock off an electrical panel and grabs the components inside that shock him backwards. While we read all emails & try to reply we don't always manage to do so; be assured that we will not share your e-mail address. No where near as good as the first one. See our, I love the first one, but the second one is even better. On a TV news story, we see a box in the upper corner that shows a partial view of the above horse track sex scene (showing movement but only a view of the upper torsos and above). The real Chev falls from the sky and lands hard on a car, bouncing off that and landing on street (his head is bloody). No longer restrained by that collar, the large dog attacks a policeman who has arrived. IMITATIVE BEHAVIOR I love the first one, but the second one is even better. In the closing credits, we see footage of a man running in the opposite direction of the camera, and there's either a blood or fecal stain on the back of his underwear (which is all he's wearing). Parents Guide - Crank: High Voltage (2009) View source Certifications MPAA Rated R for frenetic strong bloody violence throughout, crude and graphic sexual content, nudity and pervasive language Certification Argentina:16 Australia:R18+ Brazil:18 Belguim:KNT/ENA Canada:18A Canada:18A (Alberta/British Columbia/Manitoba/Ontario) Canada:16+ (Quebec) After calling his friend and former surgeon, Doc Miles (DWIGHT YOAKAM), who states he can probably put the original heart back in place, Chev sets out to find Johnny Vang and get it back. A song repeats the line "Suck my m*therf*cking d*ck." Following through with the idea of using friction to stimulate Chev's heart, Eve straddles his lap and starts doing some thrusting. Violence consists of people being killed by various means (the majority of which is from gunfire), while others are wounded and lots of hard-hitting fighting is present. By creating an account, you agree to the Most everything is played so far over-the-top that it's cartoonish rather than realistic, but the following still occurs: A man and a woman kiss passionately in a few scenes. Coming Soon. Chev escapes from his captors, reunites with his lover, Eve (Amy Smart), and sets out on a frantic chase through Los Angeles to get his real heart back. Also starring Amy Smart. Common Sense and other associated names and logos are trademarks of Common Sense Media, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization (FEIN: 41-2024986). If you think what we do is worthwhile, please donate or become a member, Crank: High Voltage | 2009 | R | - 10.10.10, In this sequel Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) survived his fall from a helicopter only to have his heart harvested and transplanted into a crime syndicate boss. We see several topless women around a swimming pool wearing thongs that reveal bare buttocks and one woman's pubic region is shown. Chico then reluctantly does this, seen in close up, with very bloody results. Mild Having had enough of him, Eve hits Randy in the crotch, and then strikes him several more times before throwing him onto the windshield of a parked car. Considering the speed at which the following occurs and often simultaneously overlaps with other categories, the following should be considered a bare minimum: Waking up three months later, Chev finds that his nearly indestructible heart has been replaced with a battery-operated device that requires regular jolts of electricity or it will fail. A woman lifts a sheet off a semi-unconscious man in a hospital bed, she looks at his crotch area and remarks about the size of his endowment, and reaches under the sheet. Chev Chelios is back for more mayhem and violence in Crank: High Voltage. A neon silhouette display in a strip club shows a woman's figure with bare breasts. 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